Funnies from the Little People in our Home

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It's nearly Christmas time, which seems to bring out the gift of humor in my kiddos.  Here are a few quick examples:

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Me: Tyler, you sure were chatty with Santa.  What did you ask for?
Tyler: The Despicable Me 2 movie and a fartblaster, of course!
Me: <sigh>
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After a few minutes of Avery gabbing about everything:

Tyler: Avery, you are like a wife
Avery: I am NOT a wife.  I am a WOMAN.
Me: <sigh>

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The morning after Avery's dance recital...Overheard while I was folding laundry:

Avery: Daddy, you spilled that water.
Daddy: I didn't spill any water.
Avery:  Yes, you did spill Daddy.  I know stuff, I'm a dancer.

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Chatting with Tyler over dinner

Tyler: Aunt Angie is Jewish.
Me: How do you know that?
Tyler: You said everyone with a menorah is Jewish and my teacher Ms. Montero said everyone who has a menorah loves you.  Aunt Angie loves me, so she's Jewish.
Me: <???>
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